Wednesday, September 5, 2012

After we killed Justin Bieber...

  After we killed Justin Bieber unemplyment rates jumped to a all time high. Woman and children
wept from knowing that they will never have to hear Justin's untalented voice again. Barack Obama
was relected for another term of presidency and all seemed right in the world. I personally rejoiced by
playing the classics such as Michael Jackson, Aretha Franklin and Queen hoping that music will go
back to being about lyrics that move you not just make you move.Scientist found a cure for cancer.
Healthcare was free and George Bush was smart. The news struggled however because nothing needed

to be reported. Violence went 100 percent and no one felt the need to drink or do drugs because they

knew they would never have to hear another Bieber song again.

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